GUM Clinic

[ashleylharnett]

You may have read in the union's weekly email that there is going to be a GUM clinic on Campus, Tuesday of Week 8.

On Tuesday week 8 (2nd March), your union
has organised for there to be a NHS-run GUM clinic on campus. They will be carrying
out free and confidential sexual health checks for transmitted infections such as
chlamydia, gonorrhoea, hepatitis B, syphilis and HIV. Females do a self swab and a
blood test; males a urine sample and a blood test - so not only are there no other
people touching your special place, but it's just more convenient for everyone.

Just thought I'd let you know about it, although I will still try and run a trip to the GUM clinic in coventry before the end of term. x

[strawberryutopia]

They stole my blood!

[Daro]

I think you'll find they 'liberated' it, Lucy.

[ashleylharnett]

I think it's more a case of enforced disassociation...

[Tommm]

Originally Posted by ashleylharnett

I think it's more a case of enforced disassociation...

That sounds like euthanasic liquidisation.

[lizzy]

Originally Posted by Tommm

That sounds like euthanasic liquidisation.

Liquidisation? You mean that Lucy's blood was not in a liquid state before they removed it?

[Tommm]

Of course it was, but hopefully all of her wasn't.